Funny Riddles!

 Can you guess the answer?

• What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope
  
  
• What has a neck but no head? A bottle
  
  
• What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam
  
  
• What gets wetter as it dries? A towel
  
  
• Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C
  
  
• What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
  
  
• What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg
  
  
• Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he’s still living!
  
  
• What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A teapot